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blow ur day

u say it when something happens..to make a person's day bad or worse
craig: man i forgot my homework at home
mercedes:hahah blow ur day.
by sweetz09 January 16, 2008
mugGet the blow ur daymug.

texas blow horn

when a girl blows inside a guys ass and pulls on his dick
Joeann was risky tonight, so she gave Jim a texas blow horn.
by Burp sagget January 27, 2014
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Copenhagen Blow Job

When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip in her lip.
Hick 1: "Did you hear what Tommy and Tanya did at the bonfire last night?"

Hick 2: "What??"

Hick 1: "She took his can of Cope and gave him a Copenhagen Blow Job"

Hick 2: "Yee-Haw! Drink to that!"
by Tim Burre June 13, 2013
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blow and go whore

When a slut blows and goes (leaves) on multiple partners in a day in hopes to make herself feel important.
My blow and go whore should be here any moment...I'm third on her list today..
by Boss ninja13 December 30, 2016
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texas blow dryer

Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head
Me and Britney tried the Texas blow dryer! booty booby blow blowdryer hardcore vagina
by evaldesx_ September 18, 2016
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Missouri Canoe Blow

Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading in the middle of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is perpendicular to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it.

This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.
So yesterday my buddy was crazy 'nuff to get the Missouri Canoe Blow in the river!
by K1892 November 23, 2010
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Indian Butt Blow

When one person does a full spread of the cheeks, and the partner shoves a crackpipe into the other person's butt and blows... HARD.
Yesterday I got, Indian Butt Blowed. Now I hurt when I poo.
by Dan and Nick! November 21, 2011
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