hoff off

To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.

"Seeing Joe with Traci made Jeff hoff off."

by Earl Sharrow February 27, 2008

buffing off

Ad verb 1-Masturbating with the inside of ones elbow. .

I was walking home from work last night and their was a homeless man buffing off in the alley.

by stiches95 July 16, 2014

Croc Off

A Croc-Like rubber shoe that isn't actually made by the brand "Croc"

(A Knock Off)

"Man,Crocs are bad but Croc Offs are EVEN worse!!!"

by Fat Morgan November 1, 2007

Written off

When a person is just non-existent to other people because of how unnoticed they are.

''That kid was at school the whole day?. Damn he's a written off person.''

by Munted dipshit August 24, 2019

Off the Toilet

When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"

Off the toilet Hot.

OTT for short

Whoa, did you see Sofia Vergara on the Emmys last night. I'd take her 'off the toilet"

by dnasty tampa January 11, 2013

off the hip

To estimate or explain something with little or no data, usually when the problem is brought to attention. Probably a slang term derived from a cowboy pulling his gun "off the hip" for little or no reason.

I asked for july's sale numbers, and the off the hip response was around 100,000 dollars.

My boss asked me why the servers kept crashing. "Off the hip, I would say it's because they're not plugged into a UPS, and the power is not clean. But I would really need to review the crash logs for a more authoritative answer".

by Jack the Dejackifier July 5, 2018

footing off

masterbation with the feet

dude i walked in on billy footing off yesterday

by footinoff September 15, 2009