good tits

Good tits refer to tits that hit the perfect ratio between softness and hardness.
Which is approximately 30/70.
They have the perfect volume and surface area to fit a man's head.
Therefore, making the best Sunday morning cushion.

"My girlfriend has good tits, I love to rest my head on them and keep sleeping every Sunday morning".

by The DBA April 13, 2014

lick a tit

To literally or figuratively lick a tit

“Hey VERONICA, have you ever licked a tit?

Can you lick a tit?

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST December 13, 2017

Tit Sign

When a guy (or a girl) signs a woman's chest, putting whatever they want on there. Popular on Facebook.

Dude, I asked Lindsey for a tit sign and she said yes!

I love it when guys ask to tit sign me! ^o~

by Seymour Guado August 27, 2013

bison tits

Bison Tits. They may be saggy, but they are massive and fun to play with. Bison, also meaning wild, meaning that the owner of these are wild, so be cautious, and take care when milking them.

i.e. "I grabbed her Bison Tits, and they Jiggled Wildly, so all I could do was take two steps back and enjoy the show."

by Batman_Gutjahr October 20, 2014

fuck a tit

Singular version of fucking a pair of tits.

Go fuck a tit!

by Hello0101 October 12, 2015

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.

I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched

by Bathos May 18, 2010