Don King

A nefarious mound of pubic hair, specifically one with grey area, is stupid, and champions boxing heavyweights.

I took this old chick home from the bar, pulled her panties down, and I saw DON KING! I went down on her and he was coaching me "give it a 1 and a 2"

by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020

Ethan King

Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.

1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."

2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"

Guy 2: "Who?"

Guy 1: "Ethan King!"

Guy 2: "Oh."

by iamtheppman October 14, 2020

king bagging

The act of kings dipping his ball in another mans mouth. made famous by a homosexual that calls himself the kings of talk.

king bagging is the i love when he swallows my balls.

by daddyjun June 26, 2021

The Aztec King

The Aztec King- getting a blowjob on the toilet (blumpkin) while a neutral third party takes a shit in the toilet tank behind you (upper decker)

To prevent her legs from going numb while she blessed his blumpkin, Alice would drape her legs over Arnold's shoulders as she made the toilet tank offering to the Aztec King.

by K.S.Davidson November 19, 2019

King Shark

1. A shark with two very big cocks and likes eating fish
2. A name for Trixie
3. An awesome person who everyone likes (especially John Constantine)

Did you hear about King Shark in school?
I pray to King Shark

by julyking June 5, 2021

Banana King

The banana king is almost always a Thomas and is obsessed with them

*teacher asks who want a free banana*

Thomas’s mind: BaNaNa!? Me want >:)

Thomas: runs and grabs all of the bananas and doesn’t share

Other kids: Ugh it’s the banana king again :(

by Livi Rose March 24, 2022

king chef

One who is the head of the house hold. Contains all power

I am the king chef

by King chef April 26, 2015