two dicks

an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.

Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!

by splinter barberino January 16, 2006

Dropping Dick

To hit a baseball or softball hard or far in a violent manner.

Bro you were dropping dick yesterday in BP.

by ASDF word master January 26, 2015

dick charmer

a girl who leads you on and gets you hot and then backs off and don't give you none.

Don't be getting all excited about the dick charmer flirting on you because that girl is just a tease.

by Chris " bitch booty licken" Parker April 22, 2006

Dick Rock

A brand of rock and roll played by a bunch of dicks and or fags such as nickelback and creed.

Steve: Hey Jeff you want to listen to my new Nickelback CD?
Jeff: If you put that dick rock on i will striaght up burn your house down and murder your family.

by JHitch November 3, 2010

Dick Glow

Dick glow is the state of your face gleaming with happiness after a hot fuck.. maybe even sweat or cum juice glossing from your cheeks.

Man did you see that girl she's gleaming with "Dick Glow".. I need her number so she can walk with my pride!

by MeliMeli April 15, 2009

Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

by Billy Hornet December 9, 2008

Dirty dick

A guy who can't keep his dick in his pants!! Kiel Carr's a "Dirty dick" he Sleeps with slag willing doubt how minging they are!!

Did you hear that kiel carr sleeps with with random slag! he's is such a "dirty dick"

by AbLovesya February 6, 2020