porn baby

when a man jerks off to porn into a piece of clothing and a woman wears it before it is washed thus the semen (or man juice) seeps into the womans vagina (or puge) getting her pregnant and makes a porn baby.

Guy 1-"How did she get pregnant?"
Guy 2-"Yea you never had sex."
Guy 3-"It was a porn baby"

by rampageplaya98 April 5, 2008

porn feind

A man who can only get it up while masturbating at his computer. Almost always looking at nugget(people with no arms or legs) porn or midget porn. Generally goes by the name of Steve!!!!

Man Mike I saw that Steve really has become a porn feind, cause I saw those two nuggets on his background doing it doggystyle!!!

by Martiniey May 21, 2007

Porn music

A type of music that has a pornographic theme. Fucking, sucking, anal ect.

Do you like porn music?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 29, 2009

Porn Girls

Something a kid of low popularity would look up during school, and show all of his "friends" what he is looking up to try and come off as "cool"

"Hey, hey, hey guys, come here *gay laugh*"

"What is it JT?"

"*continued gay laughter* PORN GIRLS!"

*Cool kids walk away"

by Jon "alec" Hancock March 10, 2011

Hair Porn

Beautiful, enticing images of hair that are so alluring they become addictive.

Hair that is so good that it must be 'bad'.

My wife/husband caught me browsing through PYXIE in the middle of the night, again, and I had to admit - I'm addicted to hair porn.

Whenever my hair needs a little inspiration, I treat myself to some hair porn and the ideas start flowing.

by wikiwordsmith August 1, 2014

Action Porn

Non-sexual filmography centered around action scenes in action movies, completely skipping around comedic or plot lines.

I saw some action porn today.

by actionluver November 5, 2011

tank porn

Any media of cool tricked out aquariums. Accessories.The hardware that makes the tanks . Accessories ,tank scapes, filtration pumps, aquarium diaramas for Fish reptiles birds

I went on line and I was surfing for some new tank porn

by Shamen30 April 13, 2015