muddy Bear

A large hairy gay man who enjoys skat play.

Will you be my Muddy Bear?

by The_REAL_RickSanchez March 5, 2021

Panda Bear

Is a nickname you give to the person you love most of all even though they have trouble expressing their emotions, because, like a panda bear they are strong on the outside even though they don't want to admit it, deep down they are emotionally scared to express themselves fully, but, find that cute about them, and you just want to hold them and tell them everything will be okay, and that you will never judge them not matter what, because, you are there for the long hall, know in your heart that they are worth fighting for.

Girl 1: your boyfriend is such a panda bear, you should probably love someone who is better at expressing their emotions.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.

by Chaotic Spirit April 14, 2020

Trash bear

The act of taking a shit in a urinal.

All the toilets in the restroom were occupied and I had to poop so bad I had no other option but to trash bear in the urinal

by Nickel slick nasty December 28, 2019

Square bear

A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty

Yo man he such a square bear

by @Donald.faurschou November 6, 2017

Baby Bear

A chubby hairy hipster male who enjoys having honey smeared on his back side and group fucked by 400+ pound hairy men while eating seeds and berries.

I am as so glad to be the baby bear with my dad and his friends after leaving the micro brewery last night.

by Chive15 September 23, 2021

Fat Bear

A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.

P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.

by littletiger98 December 21, 2016

Honey bear

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.

Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.

by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018