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monkey-pissed

adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010
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Stray Monkey

Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.
look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”

Get out of here stray monkey!”
by Killuason September 14, 2021
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obese monkey

A hairy fat man who runs around with no shirt and makes autistic screeches
"dude don't be a Obese Monkey"
by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021
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Meth monkey

A person,or group from the meth loving skanks whores and small dicked guys most parts of Valdosta the concrete jungle to everywhere it's meth always scratching or picking or jumping around bed bug bed to another
Hey Matt ,you see that bitch right there twerking to hard like my ex with her new meth monkey ?? Yea there probly from valdosta
by Davesnotvheregohome October 7, 2018
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Monkey Hoe

A prostitute usually found in the inner city that only accepts payment in bananas conducts her business in the tree tops
Joe can I borrow a banana I’ve got to pay that monkey hoe for last night
by Scholloar 33 March 18, 2023
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Serial monkey

A term used in the 1800s (when people were racist) when there was a serial killer, people thought they were black. So they were worried to death, but all those serial monkeys were white.
Watch out! There's a serial monkey in town!
by Realssk May 30, 2022
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monkey boodle

(n) to be a grumpy little fuss budget after getting off work
'Jessie, don't be such a monkey boodle to me!'
by Jess's Man January 5, 2008
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