Mike Pence Special

A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.

Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.

Buddy: How did it go?

Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.

by Manoffire827 January 2, 2019

special kool-aid

Special kool-aid refers to a drink of your preference. Usually a mixed drink.

rum and coke/ lil'wayne's special kool-aid, he drinks in his cup...Lil'Wayne's special kool-aid has cough syrup, vodka, and other drinks mixed in it...My special kool-aid is cranberry-vodka.

by Tralacey2011 July 28, 2011

Thunder Bay Special

Pro-union workers are given the Thunder Bay Special when corrupt, fake, back stabbing, anti-union scum bags plan a targeted assault, usually from behind and without warning, against a pro-union worker and purposely break his leg, the assault is then covered up by the unions involved along with the Ministry Of Labour and police.

We gave that pro-union guy the Thunder Bay Special when we attacked him from behind and broke his leg.

by RainbowWarrior2001 August 11, 2022

Big Willie Special

Anal sex before vaginal sex because your partner orgasms to fast.

Had to give her the Big Willie Special so she doesn't get off to soon and buck me off.

by Solo27 July 30, 2017

Bin bag special

When a girl has a decent face but a fugly bod

Ah fuck that bint is a bin bag special

Hahaha Ed just pulled an absolute bin bag special

“That ass could be used as a ruler, she must be so ugly!” “She could be a bin bag special”

by dank kushty October 12, 2017

chinese daily special

A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.

Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!

by Your Bitches Main Bitch October 23, 2017

Alabama Dinner Special

Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the broken stove in the front yard.

See also: admiral

Uncle daddy was fucking me from behind last night and gave me the ole Alabama Dinner Special.

by Threedickeddinosaur September 14, 2017