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Poop Cream

The man sticks his hand in the girls ass and takes out some poop and rubs it over his dick and sticks it back in her asshole or pussy
by Prism Break May 14, 2016
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poop particle

Simply put, poop particles are the molecules that your poop is made of. There is a belief (that is not mainstream) that after pooping into your toilet, it's important that you flush it quickly because poop particles are constantly being emitted from your poop the moment it leaves your body. The belief is that if these particles can drift through the air and land on things like your toothbrushes, hair brushes, etc, which taints them.
You better flush that shit as soon as it drops in order to keep the poop particles from contaminating your property!
by 7ev March 6, 2023
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Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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poop sock

hey guys i cant hangout, my mom found the poop sock
by orbit.exe July 5, 2019
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pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
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owl poops

when owls have a bowel movement and a poops comes out with fur and skelatons of undigested animals the owl has made a meal out of.
Ron Weasley: whats that your owl just dropped?

Harry Pootter: an owl poops. want one?
by sexiipoops May 17, 2011
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Poop Suit

Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.
Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?
by ShoeSavage28 June 10, 2019
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