Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

Penis Muffin

n. When one's penis is so small, that it looks like a muffin.

Leo Yu got kicked in the balls, so his dick never grew; it's a penis muffin.

by Ivana Dick February 4, 2008

italian penis

The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.

Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!

by Leo_rex June 27, 2007

Penis Brain

A person who thinks with there penis.

A guy who just wants to have sex.

A man who is horny all of the time.

A guy that thinks only with his penis and of his penis.

A man who believes everything in life can be in some way relative to the human penis.

A man who uses his penis to hide the fact that he has no skills in getting women.

"My ex boyfriend was such a penis brain, all he cared about was sex"

"Why do you always have to be such a penis brain? All you think about is your penis!"

by Suckmycockerspanielbitch69 October 7, 2008

She-Penis

An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.

Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

Penis Flapper

An individual who participates in the act of flapping ones penis.

"That penis flapper over there is scaring all the children"

by Mouse743 April 5, 2010

Penis Rot

Also known as dick cheese penis rot is a disgusting fungus that is produced from under washing of the penis.

Dude, he hasn't showered in weeks. He must have an awful case of penis rot.

by Myawesomelife February 23, 2009