Honey bear

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.

Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.

by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018

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Square bear

A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty

Yo man he such a square bear

by @Donald.faurschou November 6, 2017

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Baby Bear

A chubby hairy hipster male who enjoys having honey smeared on his back side and group fucked by 400+ pound hairy men while eating seeds and berries.

I am as so glad to be the baby bear with my dad and his friends after leaving the micro brewery last night.

by Chive15 September 23, 2021

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bernard the bear

So big he is like a person but so fluffy everyone loves him. He is the beloved best friend of many and is the height of a wild Abby. He may take up the whole bed, but who cares bernard is worth it!

"Whoa, that Bear is the height of Abby"
"Must be Bernard the bear"

by Haley_ April 2, 2014

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Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018

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