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Smells like bad

Someone or something that smells like bad.
You smell like bad.
That girl smells like bad.
by Prubz August 28, 2020
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It could get like that

(It could get like that) “An event or gathering that may and will most likely get out of control
“Man tonight is gonna be crazy. It could really get like that

You going to that party?”
“Yeah I heard it could get like that
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Hung like a thumbtack

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."
by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009
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Like a pool of melons

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!
person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
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Wank like an Egyptian.

The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.
Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."

Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"

Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."

Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
by BltS3 February 20, 2011
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like calm down

When you text someone and ther try to act calm, while still expressing that they are supper irritated by your general presence
Leah(texting sarcastically): thanks for texting me for those 5 hours
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.
by gingergoddess May 31, 2015
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mess like a pig

To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)
Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig
by hellgracer November 23, 2018
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