Love

A feeling that doesn't exist. It never did. It never will.

Steve: "She doesn't love me Bob, She is a whore."

by LeLazyChat October 7, 2017

Love

Harambe

The only love on earth is Harambe

by DankBoiHarambe69 December 14, 2016

Love

A word secretly invented by Hallmark during a market research conference.

INSTANCE (A)

Guy) I love you...

Girl) I love you too!! I love you so mmm!! AARH!!! That was great...

Guy) See ya.

INSTANCE (B)

Girl) I love you

Guy) That's sweet of you, but why do you say that while looking at my right pocket?

Girl) Yoink!

by greyheart May 2, 2009

Love

The excruciating feeling of adoration for someone that most of the time leads to a tragic end. You could love someone and tell them that you love them, only for them to tell you that they hate you in exchange. Very rarely love will work out and you will find the person of your dreams and possibly spend the rest of your lives together.

"I love you..." get's slapped
I've never loved anyone the way I loved them- I hope they feel the same.

by that special someone February 27, 2022

Love

something to stay far away from.

Person 1: Hey dude, I think I fell in love.

Person 2: See you in Hell.

by lovesicklion November 26, 2010

Love

Way too complicated to define, and definition that you may have is wrong! The only way that you'll know what love is is to expirience it yourself

"Love: Avoid if at all possible."

-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

by 極度のメガ驚くばかりの人 May 17, 2009

Love

Something that can last a lifetime and for people who actually give a fuck

"I love u" whisperd calvin
"FUCK OFF" screamed Julia

by That girl named... January 21, 2018