Shit-prise

A bad surprise.

"Dude, my ex came by today, it was a shit-prise."

"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."

by wake9whit June 17, 2013

timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.

"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus

" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "

by eat more pies May 28, 2015

Shit-niggery

Noun.

Foolish or silly behaviour, often associated with acts typically committed by a nigger.

"Where'd my bike go? What kind of shit-niggery is this?"

by Voldemort's whore January 20, 2013

Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.

I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.

by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011

flicking shit

Talking crap to or about someone.

Kayla was flicking shit to John because he was being a dick.

by Inluvwithluv May 18, 2016

Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. A shit cunt can be anyone from that one prick who's always scabs the last chip to Dazza from up the street who comes around uninvited every friday arvo and gets piss drunk on all you beer before passing out on your bed and all the way down to the cunts who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else, they're all shit cunts

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: what a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 17, 2018