black time

For those of you who do now understand the meaning of the term 'Black Time'. Black Time is the time zone, in which most black people use when attending a party or social event, some of you may describe this as being 'fashionably late' but on an extreme level. The culprit will usually arrive 1-5 hours late, depending on the length of the social event!

Person 1 - Hey the party started 3 hours ago why are you so late?
Person 2 - Oh! I was running on (black time)
Person 1 - Ohhhhh!

by Arc15 July 2, 2014

black metal

Black metal is a sub genre of metal that is associated with, most prominantley, Norwegian and other Scandinavian countries. This type of music includes blasting drum beats from double bass drums and heavy guitar picking, known as tremelo picking. The singing is usually growling and somewhat high pitched. Bands such as Darkthrone, Mayhem, Emperor and Immortal made Black metal into what it is known as today although Venom sort of started it. Now, bands like Satyricon, Carpathian Forest, Gorgoroth, Burzum, Borknagar, Finntroll, Dimmu Borgir, Tulus and 1349 are well known amongst the fans of this music. The history of black metal dates back to the early to mid 80's. But the shit really hit the fan in the early 90's when church burnings and killings became a friday ritual over in Norway. One of the members of Burzum, the singer Varg, was locked up after brutally murduring another musician. Burzum's last album before his inconvinient sentence was Filosofem which in my opinion is a great album. Another violent metal occurence is when the singer from Mayhem took his own life. "Death", as he was called, blew out his brains with a shotgun. The members of the band decided to make the picture of him dead, the next cd cover. Although the cover defines the meaning of black metal, it was banned and they were forced to change it. Some other interesting facts: Drummer from Mayhem, Hellhammer, plays for Dimmu Borgir. Drummer for Satyricon, Frost, also plays for 1349. The world of Black metal is fasinating and violent but the music speaks for itself. I have a countless # of black metal albums and I love them all. Buy a couple and give it a good listen or two.

Black metal is a sub genre of metal and includes fast drums and rampaging guitars that will eat you alive.

by Finntroll1349 February 17, 2008

black hammer

-to be all powerful
-to smash the competition
-to be the best

guy: wow that girl was totally a black hammer
guy: omg i know she about murdered me

by kissykissychulo January 20, 2009

Black Mamba

A deceptively intoxicating cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's and Diet Pepsi.

I downed one black mamba and I'm already feeling tipsy.

by Vlcfox2222 September 14, 2012

Black Mumba

When you snap someone in the balls with two of your fingers shaped like a Snake Fangs

Look at Happy Boy he just got a Black Mumba

by Junkie3688! April 16, 2007

Black Duece

It's when your poop is big that it is the size of one or two black penises. Size may vary from 8 to 16 inches.

The black Duece is from personal experience.

by ilikeshit123 November 6, 2012

Black sock

1) a garment worn over your feet in a variety of colours

2) something your stick over your cockwhen your having a wank or to wipe up the aftermath

3) SOCK can also be use to indicate you suck cock.

4) Gay sex isnt gay if you wear a Black Sock

5) when a womens pussy or gay mans batty tissue folds in and out around a penetrating penis...looking like a rolled up sock in the process

6) to give it someone, sock it to me, can be used as a threatening, or sexual expression. Also coined in Aretha Franklins RESPECT song.

Hmmm john where is my black sock?,
In my ass dave

Im gonna sock that twat in the face
Okay john

im gonna Sock it to you Dave
Okay john open wide.. ...good job we used a condom it looks like a Black sock John

by Gaybruma July 14, 2019