Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

Yukon Shower

When you sneeze on a bald person's head thus, showering them in a fine mist of snot.

Thanks for the Yukon Shower, you asshole

by Partydude17 May 6, 2022

Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes

Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower

by nasheedb January 31, 2021

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 7, 2018

Shower Chowder

The combination of cum and hair that builds up in the drain after a few months in a college dorm room. Think of the drain as a bread bowl.

Stop Gargling Shower Chowder and get your life together!

by TheGovinator January 28, 2022

shower whiskey

Drinking your own piss while in the shower.

I can’t wait to drink some shower whiskey!

by Workingforaliving May 31, 2023

black shower

Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.

Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower

Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom

by Ullaswag July 22, 2017