Anal Depository

When you take two rolls of quarters, shove ‘em in a condom, and stick it way up her ass. (Lube is not recommended)

Person 1:”Have you tried the Anal depository?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah totally, I made a short term investment!”

by WH262 March 1, 2018

anal print

A mark that someone’s literal asshole leaves on a toilet seat during direct contact.

Hey! You left an anal print on the toilet seat again. How does that even happen? Go clean it off!

by scooterscs January 11, 2020

anal punch

To have or to have had , your shit pushed in !

She like it in her butt , I really anal punched that bitch

by Tenpinner October 1, 2017

Anal glazing

When you pull your penis out of a tight vagina, spread her ass cheeks apart and cum on her butthole leaving her glazed like a doughnut.

I pulled out of Crissy and eased her cheeks apart and unloaded my jizz all over her butthole I was astounded by what I seen. Like Krispy Crème my anal glazing dream.

by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 5, 2023

Anal Lysis

Death of the anal tissue. Contracted when analyzing something too long.

Sir, we have analyzed your sample and it seems you have... anal lysis

by dosers June 20, 2020

Anal Bifurcation

A term used to describe the act of anal sex when the penis is much larger then the anal opening, and the potential for injury to the anus is likely.

"Do you see that sweet thing walking funny over there? She's suffering from anal bifurcation after spending the night with me!"

by WeDefyU April 20, 2018

Anal Golf

When a male has his penis inside of a females anus, then proceeds to insert his testicles into the females vagina simultaneously.

“John told me he got a birdie last night when he played Anal Golf with Janice”

by AnalGolfPro March 13, 2019