sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

Nightlight Clown

Proverbial creeper. Stalker. Pervert. Invalid. Not having any personal essential attributes or qualities. Idiot of the "people" of America! Basically, one of you! And one of me. And one of of poo and one of pee!

The nightlight clown of our little Ole town came down from his roost to get his extra boost, yet what he got is clearly only POOP!

by Doododuboobear February 25, 2023

clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.

I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!

by G Dano May 20, 2024

dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash

This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.

by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016

Clown Gangbang

When you have glitter on your face and someone asks you how you got it.

Hey, why have you got glitter on your face? Oh, I was just in a clown gangbang.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks October 20, 2020

Clown-Dip

The extreme and absurd application of make-up or any cosmetic products.

Examples are routinely seen in the Hispanic gang culture amongst their women. Some are extreme and take that style to the grave. See "Chola" if there is a description for that.

Why in the hell do you have all that Clown-Dip on?

by TNW October 20, 2007

Intervention clown

A female that hates the group that rejected her throughout her life, males that are not effeminate.

The intervention clown didn't want to allow males to be males because for her that meant more rejection and not as much to gain. She wanted people to stop doubting her, start respecting her, and start taking her seriously, even though they had always noticed that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021