Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

by CPeno September 25, 2013

Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

by Silltacrew July 1, 2019

scaredy farts

loud, high pitch squeaker farts when you are nervous or anxious. They can smell, or might not.

They sound like booooooiiieeep. scaredy farts

by SANT April 20, 2014

Farted Shit

Farted Shit

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by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020

Poop Fart

Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.

I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.

I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.

by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011

smelly fart

when you fart, and it's really smelly.

Wow, that was a smelly fart!

by ifjdkljfd September 1, 2004

aquaduck fart

The resulting expulsion and harmonic tone of fart while partially immersed in water. A duck firing a machine gun and quacking at the same time but without the machine gun noise will sound very similar. The noise is caused by the film of water between the buttocks that produces excess surface tension. When the gas passes through this matrix of abnormal conditions it reverberates to and fro causing the machine gun burst noise. This is a particularly good fart as the residue is mostly washed away.

hey man i did an awsome aquaduck fart in the shower the other day...
oh true bro i did one too only a bit of poo followed..
oh nah man what you did was an aqua shart, did you eat the piece of poo?

by sdchmd February 13, 2010