man scepter

A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.

Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.

by brephophagist February 1, 2007

man limb

Penis; male main sexual organ; man's other extremity.

During foreplay, I like to stroke his man limb.

by Kim Bryant December 5, 2007

Man Miss

its when you, being a straight guy, you miss your male friend but with no homosexual feelings involved, you just man miss your friend.

guy 1: hey i miss my friend dany he went back to PR to spend the summer
guy 2: thats pretty gay dude
guy 1: of course not, i just man miss him

by sullivangdl September 23, 2009

Man-slab

A sexually-attractive male. The word is derived from references to beautiful people as pieces of meat.

"That guy is a total man-slab."

by DeliciouslySexy January 10, 2005

dummie man

The neighborhood d-boy.

Man i heard that the dummie man got some of that fire.

by Ry-Dro July 13, 2006

Cave man

The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator

The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.

“He keeps trying to cave man the beer but it just won’t pop!”

by Milan the dude July 7, 2020

Crescent Man

someone who will be there whenever you need a helping had, someone who will help from across the country, someone who will always support, someone who is utterly amazing, someone who can fix bikes, someone who will catch birds, mice and crickets and take them away

Patrick Vincent Duffy is the most amazing Crescent man ever!

by Beta Beta May 3, 2009