E-value

Short for entertainment value. This value is awarded to a guy/gal who has a crush on you and does amusing things to get your attention. The feelings aren't mutual, but that person IS entertaining.

Megan: Hey you know that nerd Flawson? He yelled "HEY MEGAN!" in the middle of a badminton game.

Moquisha: Hey, atleast he got some E-value!

by monishallure January 14, 2009

E Trance

What happens when you stare at a computer screen for too long. Generally results in a warped sense of time, reduced productivity, lack of attention and general lack of focus.

Jesse didn't notice his brother taking his food because he was stuck in an E trance

by Jesus F September 2, 2012

e-quake

The wave of online social network updates occuring within the first ten minutes following an earthquake.

A: "did you see that e-quake on facebook?"

B: "Yeah 20 minutes of updates, for 20 seconds of minor tremor."

by dr.deathsuck June 25, 2010

e-wall

The point of the day where you're hit by the full amount of the emotional turmoil you've been holding back and slam head first into depression

Jon: " What's wrong with Tom he was working so hard a minute ago?"
Bill: "He finally hit the e-wall"

by Original Sparkstar April 20, 2018

e-cuber

E-cubers are cubers who solve virtual cubes. Their superiority is complemented by their faszt typing skills and lack of need for fingertricks. They are also insanely attractive, which is the reason for their fame on social media platforms.

Guy number 1: Man have you heard about e-cubing? That shit's insane man, you don't even need an actual cube.

Guy number 2: True! Plus those e-cubers are really fucking hot.

by 5.1pyrso December 11, 2020

E Citron

A garden warfare 2 character that is actually good but either Wolfy fanboys or people who just suck ass hate on for no damn reason other than "he deals low damage!!!!" Ah yes fucking 63, 79, AND 90 Is "low damage" get good lmao

Herobrine4631: E citron is the WoRSt ChARaCtER!
Me: No E citron is not you just suck off wolfy playz dumbass

by SS_iResPawn November 3, 2022

Benjamin E

Neuzeit
Planung der Übernahme der süditalienischen Mafia.
Flüchten von Bolivien aufgrund von 16 Sexual-Straftaten gesucht, jedoch wird vermutet, dass es sich um 17 handelt, da er sich in einen Drogenrausch anscheinend selbst misshandelt hat.
Stürmung auf den G7-Gipfel mit zwei Macheten, verletzte dabei 15 Passanten.
Herrschaft über ganz Südamerika, bis auf Bolivien, welche sich wehrten ihren Staat Benjamin E zu überlassen.

Totschlag aufgrund eines Wutanfalls wegen eines Wasserhahns an seiner Gastfamilie und einen Großteil der Londoner Bevölkerung mit einen Schuss.
Handel von über 200 Kilogramm Crack mit Minderjährigen.
Exekution der gesamten Besatzung des Buckingham Palaces inklusive Queen mit zwei Kalaschnikow-Schüssen, obwohl der erste verfehlte.
Verspeisen vom ersten außerirdischen Leben, welches sich in der Erdatmosphäre befand.
Ausrottung von über 150 Spezien, überwiegend im Amazonas Regenwald, inklusive der grünen Blattlaus.
Totschlag bei einem “Drive By” mit Besen.

Benjamin E assaults

by Franz1010 September 23, 2021