clown lie

A lie only a clown would think anyone would believe.

The judge knew it was a clown lie.

by Knotty Johnny June 14, 2009

Clown

Chloe

Her make up is terrible like a clowns makeup

by Fakeassssss January 5, 2018

Clown

Spencer Warhem

Spencer is such a clown

by Pussyslayer313 October 31, 2020

crimson clown face

when a guy eats her out while she's on her period.

Driving home, looks in the rearview mirror and sees "Licko the Clown" also known as crimson clown face.

by luckybastd July 12, 2009

clown

a person who falls for someone who doesn't give a single fuck about you.

me: oh god, i'm such a clown for white men.
i should join the circus:-)

by lrioss May 14, 2020

Clowns

The makeup wearing, child loving faggots who ran the country into the ground.

We have to call these fuckin queers "clowns" because the online censors won't allow us to call them faggots.

by Publius0987 October 12, 2025

Clowning

To set aside time to waste time, typically done on one’s phone in one’s bed but can be done in group settings.

I was clowning for three hours before I went to bed last night

by neptunelovesme December 4, 2022