tit sisters

Two women or girls who are joined at the hip and who conspires against other people.

Kylie and her friend are tit sisters.

by Dalebeardrunkman April 21, 2018

tit strafe

A woman's intentional brushing of her tit(s) against the arm or back of a flirting target.

Scarlett Johansson gave George Clooney a tit strafe on her way to the bathroom.

by A non e mouse December 14, 2013

Shelf tits

Tits that you could substitute for a shelf! They are full and firm. No sagging on those bitches!

Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.

Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

Hot as tits

when its so hot it feels like you are in the middle of a large woman's boobies

Damn! its hot as tits!!!!
look at my pit stains!!!!!

by amazingly amazing man October 10, 2009

Tit spillage

The section/area of a womans tit, that protrudes past the cup of her bra, which indicates that the tit has literally spilled from the bra cup as it is to large for the bra.

It's the bra equivalent of a muffin top

Man 1 Woah look at the tit spillage on her
Man 2 OMG those tits are way to big for that bra

by Heloby October 26, 2012

swizzle tits

when a female nipples are erect and from a twisting patern; also used a filler for un-named routes in Iraq

I broke out the ice last night and sally has swizzle tits.; also, We are currently traveling east on route.... o hell, i dont know swizzle tits

by awesomness 3000 October 7, 2008

tits to toes

A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.

She's not tits to toes, but she could win Miss Universe if she wanted.

by Jay W. Allen July 18, 2017