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Chef's Kiss

The act of eating vegetables or fruits from a vagina.
My wife carried a carrot in her vagina to her workout yesterday and I gave her a Chef's Kiss when she got home.
by Pole Puller May 21, 2019
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Kiss Slip

When you're texting one of your homies and you accidently slip a kiss at the end because your fingers are retarded!
Me: "Hey Tom. Still hungover. Good game bro. I think that stripper was totally into you. Fancy a beer soon? x"

Tom: "Er....WTF"

Me: "Sorry total kiss slip bro!"
by apollo889 June 17, 2013
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Banana Kiss

The kiss given to a guy after giving him a blow job.
"I can't figure out if it's gross or cute when she kisses me after sucking my dick."
"Dude it's fine, it's a banana kiss."
by Imak February 11, 2014
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Angel’s Kiss

When a man takes a shit and the water splashes his balls.
Yeah man, I was taking a shit and I got an Angel’s Kiss!”
by aeronatical November 16, 2021
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Dalton's Kiss

When you're doing the deed and you pull her pants down and her dick slaps ya forehead
Man she gave me the Dalton's Kiss last night... as least I thought it was a she
by QuandaleDingle420 March 26, 2022
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llama kiss

The sexual act of spitting in one another's mouth as a means of sexual gratification
Dude, I hacked up the fatest loogie last night and gave my girl the wettest llama kiss.
by Upgraydude March 8, 2015
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Jew Kiss

When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together
Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!
by Will I Was Shook Speared May 14, 2020
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