Penis Muffin

n. When one's penis is so small, that it looks like a muffin.

Leo Yu got kicked in the balls, so his dick never grew; it's a penis muffin.

by Ivana Dick February 4, 2008

italian penis

The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.

Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!

by Leo_rex June 27, 2007

Penis Brain

A person who thinks with there penis.

A guy who just wants to have sex.

A man who is horny all of the time.

A guy that thinks only with his penis and of his penis.

A man who believes everything in life can be in some way relative to the human penis.

A man who uses his penis to hide the fact that he has no skills in getting women.

"My ex boyfriend was such a penis brain, all he cared about was sex"

"Why do you always have to be such a penis brain? All you think about is your penis!"

by Suckmycockerspanielbitch69 October 7, 2008

pant penis

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008

Penis Flapper

An individual who participates in the act of flapping ones penis.

"That penis flapper over there is scaring all the children"

by Mouse743 April 5, 2010

Penis Smile

A misheard lyric in txt’s song “thursdays child has gone too far” We all hear it but we don’t talk about it.

Moa: “why was Taehyun talking about penis smiles?”

Moa #2: “he never said that :)”

by eliseymomohasbigbobs June 2, 2022

Penis elbow

A condition that comes from sitting in front of the computer all day jerking off constantly to internet porn.

"I guess I have to stop masturbating so much, I think I'm getting penis elbow."
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"

by JC Dingleberry May 10, 2016