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Nut Spa

The act of the male human species lowering his scrotum into a beverage usually belonging to the opposite sex whilst the drinker of the beverage is blowing bubbles with an implement such as a straw.
Darling that chocolate milk shake looks so nice. Would you mind giving me a Nut Spa with it?
by SmashBox August 8, 2008
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nut roast

Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.
"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"
by The Great King of Phebes November 25, 2006
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Pogo Nut

Jumping on a pogo stick backwards during oral sex while a band of cubans sing "row row row your boat" in the key of F sharp shoot a load in your woman's face. At the same time, your woman is playing 'Mario Super Sluggers' on the Wii with a full count, against a small asian boy named ming who wears nothing but a man thong with your name across the back.
Tom and Maddie pogo nutted for 2 hours last night at Chuck-E-Cheese.
by lucy vag March 21, 2009
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Kick in the Nuts

What we girls do to guys: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make his voice sound higher or 4 for fun Ha Ha
To escape his grasp she gave him a sharp kick in the nuts.
Are you going to remove your hand from my breast or must I give you a swift kick in the nuts.
Did you hear how high his voice was after she gave him that kick in the nuts.
Guys eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the nuts...Ha Ha
by Julie S July 30, 2004
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Nut Up

Verb phrase: To involve oneself in a physical altercation, to lose one's cool, or to fly off the handle. A common fixture of urban or "gangsta" vernacular. Recently popularized by a homophobic, black-clad drug-dealing NPC/pedestrian in the controversial PS2 game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas."
"Yo, I'm fidd'nduh nut up in a minute!!!"
by Buddy-Rey December 18, 2005
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The Nut House

The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.
Fuck The Nest! The Nut House is way cooler, bishes!
by A Man. Duh. January 11, 2012
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Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart
Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"
by nipplenibble February 18, 2011
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