Bear Johns

Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.

Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.

Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.

That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?

-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!

(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."

by D.R.7 May 12, 2011

John's Party

A hectic gathering of a bunch of guys and one girl.

It is going to be such a John's Party this weekend.

by Little Jeb July 26, 2016

John Kim

A stupid motherfucker that likes CUTE girls, with little boobs. He likes to sit on a fucking chair, and he always holds a stupid shit-ass blue pen, and he always holds "The Little Prince" in his right hand during the English class. He used to wear nerdy gay ass glasses, but he got laser surgery 3 months ago.

TF you looking at, John Kim. Go eat Kimchi, dumb fuck.

by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe. He is good friends with double J and will slaughter any poser who try’s to stop him.

The last thing the women saw was John Fealias staring into her eyes with a knife in his right hand.

by John Fealias June 22, 2020

John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

by Kev9876 March 31, 2010