christian living

The lifestyle of a conservative, wealthy, well mannered teen who really just wants to have fun in life and still be sought out as a good Christian.

Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.

by Rduncan May 24, 2018

no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them

-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love

by Donoav March 22, 2025

Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events

Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny

by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023

Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.

Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian

by SpinX22 June 1, 2025

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Christian

Christian is the best boyfriend ever. we all need a Christian in our lives. He is sweet, funny, caring and every green flag there can be.

So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again

You: Hey is your name christian?
Him: yes.
You: will you be my boyfriend?
Him: yes!

by Loofy_edits November 6, 2022

Christian

Christian as the person That always puts a smile on my face❤️
Christian is a Person who will always Make you laugh And He will always try your best to keep you Happy😀He will do everything in the world for you As an experience with a Christian He will Do anything and everything for you He will Keep you smiling,He will Always be there for you He will Deal with your problems He will help you get through everything Christian is Someone Who’s Loving ,can be annoying sometimes He can be frustrating but Most of all he will give you all His love! My family love Christian Because as Much As he gets me mad and makes me cry sometimes(Not in A bad Way but because of the good advice and things he tells me)my family love you Christian and Forever Will One day I promise you will Be Apart of my family! Christian gets Me mad Sometimes because the girls ! A lot of girls want him but he sticks to me! he mine forever the freak ain’t finna let no one have him He’s mine and mine only I love Christian With all my heart 09/03/23 Forever I love you so much My heart

Love:S

Person 1:Christian is cute
Person 2:Nahh frrr
Person 3(Me) He Want me n me only

by anonymous November 21, 2023