Brown Balling

The act of farting whilst staring in anothers eyes.

Extreme brown balling may be achieved through getting close to someones face and staring at them until they awake. Then letting rip.

Man 1: She pissed me off, how can I get her back?
Man 2: Brown balling her. Its the only way!

by Queen of Ottershaw February 9, 2013

Crazy Balls

When someone makes a flabbergasting comment and you feel you need to reply with a flabbered expression.

Charlie: JONES BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE
Gianluca & Skarlet: That’s crazy balls

by AfricanBeast1 January 14, 2023

Dick-Balling

When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.

Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"

Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."

by Best WWO Employee October 9, 2023

gravy balls

The instance when your lady friends butt hole is large enough to insert your balls within it and you end up with a brown layer surrounding your testicles.

Wow did you see Markus with Rashonda last night? He totally got gravy balls!

by Graydoo October 11, 2016

newton balling

When three or more willing homosexuals are having simultaneous anal intercourse(like so - >>>). The furthermost partys testicles swing away gaining momentum, swings back and hits the middle partys testicles, but due to the fact that the middle partys testicles are still in contact with the foremost partys testicles, it does not move but releases the energy into the foremost parties testicles swinging them forward, thus giving the "newtons cradle" effect.

Keith: Hey, have you seen that video online? its got the record for the most downloads in a single hour.
George: Nah what is it?
Keith: Its a video of Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel Newton Balling
George:WHAT THE F$#K!!

by testy365 July 2, 2009

Shivering Balls

When you are sexually attracted to another your balls will shiver for them

Harry walks in the room
As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"

by @lel. fu July 11, 2021

LaShawn Balls

a very huge handsome man with big scrumptious shoulders and loves to pour milk on himself at night and sing Christmas carols very nice and good and great very huge and beautiful man with the manliest features AHHHHHH

oh is that lashawn balls?

oh you mean that huge awesome hujunk of handsome yeah thats just lashawn balls

by FlingaFlonga April 28, 2022