Girl, I got some faithful dick last night !
The only thing thT will make you feel better in life is faithful dick
The only thing thT will make you feel better in life is faithful dick
by Thecreator I June 5, 2017
Get the faithful dickmug. The male sex organ of mammals
by Brorelol June 27, 2021
Get the Dickmug. The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff
by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020
Get the Dickmug. fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021
Get the Iz's Dickmug. Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!
by LeilaSP March 21, 2019
Get the Sucking the dickmug. by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. The white haired dumbass that stutters and can't complete a sentence correctly or also known as Joe Biden
by Funnyman24 January 15, 2022
Get the Dickmug.