joy wank

A session of self pleasure inspired by and devoted to the feeling of being overjoyed by something. A suitable follow up to the joy boner

I was so excited by the upcoming release of Elder Scrolls 5 that I had to calm my nerves with a joy wank

by kangoulius May 12, 2015

jelly wank

When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax

Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?

by oldbailey June 15, 2017

Jizz wank

A fat wanker

Go away you jizz wank

by Clit popper May 1, 2018

Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name

Hey bro I had a irish wank last night

by Seven47 September 7, 2022

Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror

"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)

by PeterMannion May 1, 2019

the master wank

The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.

Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.

by Kevin the platypus April 30, 2016

Wank arm

One arm is bigger than the other

Sarah said hey look at my wank arm it's so much bigger

by Well it's true December 20, 2022