bulbous vagina

a vagina that protrudes out a little farther than any normal vagina; usually due to excessive drinking, or rough vaginal intercourse, can sometimes lead to death.

Hey Krista, your bulbous vagina is showing through your tights!

Yo, I was bangin' this chick last night and her bulbous vagina swallowed me whole.

by notinmypoopholeplease March 29, 2009

totes vagina

another form of totes my goats, totes vagina is used when you have the urge to say the word vagina, with a good excuse.

emily: "hey lets make pancakes at 5 in the morning!"
danielle: "ohmygaww.... totes vagina..."

by emi.stew August 23, 2010

Vagina Tight

really cool, amazing, off the hook,,the shit, etc.

Tim: did you watch that new movie?
Joe: yeah it was vagina tight!!!!

by lisa limpdick February 19, 2011

Vagina Pants

(Noun) To behave in a weak-kneed, cowardly, panicky, or otherwiaw pussy-like fashion.

1.) When it became apparent that simple-minded belligerence would not help him in his war against America and other Free-minded peoples, Osama Bin Laden put on his Vagina Pants and turned to hiding in caves.

2.) Osama Bin Laden is a Vagina Pants.

by XSlime June 30, 2009

vagina cut

When ones vagina is plowed so hard that it is cut open and puts her in a wheelchair for a few weeks

Tim destroyed Jennifer's vagina so bad last night that she ended up with a vagina cut

by Tim the destroyer of Jennifer December 15, 2011

vagina cable

a penis

ow! there goes my vagina cable

by d@P+0 December 19, 2008

Vagina Handshake

When a female says hello using her vagina.

They will greet people by immediately having sex with them, only to later wonder if they like them or have any interest whatsoever.

You give out vagina handshakes if you have sex before a date has ever even been thought of, usually within the first 24 hours of meeting someone.

See also: slore, easy, slut, whore

Ex. She gives out vagina handshakes because she has no personality and sex is all she's good at.

by youwasright October 20, 2014