Porn Lights

flashing emergency lights most often regarding the police. originated via a comment "Well, someone's getting fucked."

"whoa, porn lights on the left"

by Dh4mp1r September 24, 2011

dictionary porn

When you go on Urban Dictionary.

I comitted Dictionary Porn this morning.

by Llanfair December 25, 2016

Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.

Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.

by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010

Lizard porn

When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason

Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn

Jack: that's fucking weird bro

by Tumblyavocado June 21, 2016

dad porn

When you eat out a black midget while fingering tousled and your dad

I wish my mom would stop the dad porn all the time

by Dad dad August 29, 2017

Porn Fiend

A person who steals your laptop, watches porn and masturbates in front of you.

Mike was beimg such a porn fiend last night

by XxHitler420xX July 14, 2016

Porn powder

Cocaine. The name stems from the fact that many porn skanks are avid users of the drug. Many of them developed this habit while they were working as strippers. Many have also been known to take cocaine as payment for sexual favors.

Charlie Sheen had a briefcase full of porn powder delivered to his house prior to his 3 day bender.

by Biermann Z February 18, 2011