hand day

A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.

by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011

whore-handed

(adj) anything which is unpleasing or undesirable to a high degree; horrendous.

Yankee Fan 1: "I can't believe the Sox won the series"

Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"

by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 1, 2005

Shake Hand

When a guy sleeps with a girl that has a next man. Then walks her home to find her man waiting for her, the girl introduce them both reffering to the guy she just fucked as her friend and he shakes her boyfriends hand and acts normal.🤣

Everytime you see the guy who the girl has fucked you shout out or call him "shake hand" 🤣

by Fool Fool 3000 June 4, 2021

Puss-hand

The way your hand smells after you finger a girl.

Guy 1: Dude after I fingered Katie I had total puss-hand.
Guy 2: Nasty, bro.

by jdt13 August 16, 2011

hows the hand

greeting to a friend that masterbates far far far to much

me"hey pete hows the hand ?"

pete"not bad still abit stiff though hows yours"

me"mine fine thank you very much and handsfree thanks to the gf"
or
me "hows the hand?"

pete" not bad switched to my left giving the right a rest it feels like someone else is doing it"

by bigsimmo May 1, 2008

Grizzle Hands

You know when you masturbate and you get a little on your hand but you don't wash it off that is then considered grizzle hands.

This guy/girl has grizzle hands.

by GrizzleMaster26 April 20, 2018

deez hands

What you get from playing melee claw style for to long like dumbass, jacking off for to long, or doing both at the same time.

Mew2king needs to go to the doctor for deez hands.

by Meleelover69 January 16, 2016