A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.
"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."
by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020
Get the double muffin munchermug. When a Slammy (SlamWhore,Slampig,Original Cowgirl,or ButtHole Whore) Is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an O.S. (Original Scumbag/Male) with his Hammer of a Dong in her snatch, while another O.S. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his RamRod right in the Slammies rectum.
Double Peneatration the Scummy way.
Double Peneatration the Scummy way.
O.S.#1:"Damn Slammy the way you ride my Sledge is Slamtastic!, You deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?"
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"
The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"
The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin
by SkumBag8 November 15, 2010
Get the Double Stuffin Muffinmug. Performing oral sex on an unshaved women. Can be trimmed or pruned. Not clean shaven. eating out eating at the Y
by Mr. Grime April 28, 2011
Get the nuzzle her muffinmug. A large, girthy, oddly proportioned, circumsized penis, that resembles a delicious Costco muffin, particularly their coffee cake muffin due to a crusty exterior. This term has also been used in reference to various other Costco muffins, such as their blueberry muffin, poppyseed muffin, and double chocolate muffin. Either way, the chances that it will fit, even into the widest of sluts, is highly unlikely.
These are very common and should be taken very seriously, so if you see one please remember they aren't dangerous (usually), and everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while. So take self medicate with some Rohypnol (Ruffies) and bend over!
These are very common and should be taken very seriously, so if you see one please remember they aren't dangerous (usually), and everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while. So take self medicate with some Rohypnol (Ruffies) and bend over!
by Jonsuckscockadoodledoo July 9, 2014
Get the Costco Cock Muffinmug. by MYSTERY 1234561 June 3, 2010
Get the Shit-berry muffinsmug. DESHAWN: (ahahahah
TEANA:(dont worry cuz one day im gon come up and give u a basket full of muffins!)
DESHAWN:(wtf is that suppose to mean?)
{days later........}
Deshawn:(ahhhhhhh holy shi*t wtf is that get away from me)
TEANA:(dont worry cuz one day im gon come up and give u a basket full of muffins!)
DESHAWN:(wtf is that suppose to mean?)
{days later........}
Deshawn:(ahhhhhhh holy shi*t wtf is that get away from me)
by sycochick13 July 13, 2011
Get the basket full of muffinsmug. This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.
This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"
Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"
"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"
"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
by AGorrila June 22, 2021
Get the love handle muffinmug.