Moises Moment

A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.

"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"

by MoisesHtr2005 May 18, 2021

Bosh Moment

A moment used to describe someone stupidity and asinine moments. Named after andrew Bush. @Andrew_bush05 on ig.

Person 1: That was so retarded bruh, what you doing?
Person 2: I know bro I had a bosh moment

by Truth Spiiter October 29, 2022

Vacay Moment

Swag,this is typically used during vacations when you're having fun

Man I had a great vacation!
What a Vacay Moment

by spider-man raimi November 9, 2020

John moment

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019

Heaven Moment

A moment of brief dumbness.
Also know as a blonde moment.

Person A: ...Take that!
Person B: Wait...what??
Person A: Wow, sum1's havin a Heaven Moment...

by Matthew Hawkins October 26, 2008

Danzel moment

When you or someone whiffs and uses their trash set up and/or wifi as an excuse.

No way he whiffs and blames his mouse, that's such a Danzel moment.

by owentoar6969 January 20, 2022

jim moment

A moment related to anything redneck related such as beer, cars, ect.

I open beer with a can opener. thats a jim moment

by jim556 June 4, 2021