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Poop ding

The noise your shit makes when it hits the toilet
Did you hear that? Poor guy is poop dinging over there. Or Get the hell out of here you fuckin poop ding.
by Clit Commander 411 July 23, 2016
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Poop Sock

In a dire situation, mid conversation or in an argument, the term Poop Sock is an easy scapegoat for any verbal conflict amongst other people and/orSimps. Poop Sock alone, causes confusion and anger within the conversation resulting in an implosion like response from the other party. Poop Sock can also be used as a term for a deadly weapon. Based on the hit TV show: Icarly, Sam (one of the main protagonists), carries a life threatening weapon on her person at all times; known as a "Butter Sock", she fills, what can only be assumed as a knee sock, up with frozen butter and then whips her attackers with it. A Poop Sock is similar in regard that a sock is being used as a weapon: first the sock must be drenched and soaked in feces, covering every part of the sock, then frozen poop is inserted into the sock (frozen feces must have corn in it), the text step is self explanatory.
Me: "No Forrest, I don't care what you say, Mrs. Incredible isn't thicker than Mrs. Neutron!"

Forrest: You're mentally challenged if you think that, thats probably why your skin looks like that too!"

Me: Oh yeah? Poop Sock bro, Poop Sock."

Forrest: Visible confusion

"Im gonna fucking beat your ass with a damn Poop Sock if you touch my ass again. No, no I dont give a fuck if you thinks its cute and playful, I'm sick of your bullshit bitch. Ight cool love you too grandma."
by Black jésus February 29, 2020
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poop palace

Cheeva loves her poop palace.
by beanz069 August 21, 2009
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freaking poops

it is slang for being told that you are being drafted into war.
i'm so sorry but you are being freaking poopsed...
by zaqwsxedrctfvgybunimo June 25, 2019
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Poop snakin

Bro, I went poop snakin last weekend and it was bomb af.
by SlonchDaddy October 19, 2019
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poop shanagle

1. A small piece of shit dangling off you butthole hairs

2. a major douschbag

3. someone who gets and the way, or is as significant to you as a piece of shit trapped in the hairs of your ass
1. Big Papa Jonny: i had the worst poop shanagle hanging off my ass last week and when i sat down it itched like a bitch

Spencer: that sucks a huge amount
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2. Nikki Grube: HEY spencer

Spencer:get away you ugly fag-lishous poop shanagle
by spencee mageee October 25, 2007
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nina poop

Nina hall is a poop and stink shit she eats shit and hates black people and cotton fields according to her should “be up and running again”
Hey have you seen Nina poop
by Poopieeenina February 6, 2020
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