Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

by Airabel September 24, 2010

Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

Forty-five

A statement made that is verifiably false; Utter bullshit; untrue

“While she believed the YouTube report to be factual, it turned out to be total forty-five.”

by OTTRoughRiders March 19, 2021

Five-Wheeler

Five-Wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives his five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 1, 2025

Mustache High Five

excuse for male kissing another male without being outright gay

Boof wouldn't stop mustache high five - ing me last night, i think i may have contracted something

by SNDSKY October 23, 2018

Sci-five

Similar to a High Five But when you cannot physically see the person but yet feel the need to high five them.

A virtual high five

Dudes on two sides of a room seperated by a wall.

Dude 1: (PHHHFFF) Dude, I just Cropdusted my side of the room
Dude 2: Nice, Sci-Five!

by Michael Scarn F.B.I. October 11, 2009