Meesh Bag

noun

1. A drunk
2. One who is generally drunk or high
3. A sucker for a good alcoholic beverage
4. One who's arm(s) are made of rubber and easily twisted

1. Everyone knew they could find Jimmy at the bar after work because he was a meesh bag.
2. Joe got himself fired from work. He was such a meesh bag he couldn't show up on time in the mornings.
3. Frank never had any money. The meesh bag spent all his money on booze and weed.
4. George Thorogood was probably a meesh bag, as evidenced by the song, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer".

by Matt Snowball February 8, 2007

Bag of bitches

If one good girl is worth a thousand bitches and a bag = £1000. Then one good girl is worth a bag of bitches.

My girl so fly, she’s worth a bag of bitches

by Alison_G June 8, 2018

Bag of Hoes

Noun

Very similar to "ho bag", but just said backwards for more effect.

This is usually said in a jokingly manner by close friends.

Girl #1: Oh my gosh!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Your such a bag of hoes for eating the last poptart!

by Ma-ma-rrr-eye-Uh April 11, 2009

Bag of nipples

Similar to box of frogs, denotes complete insanity.

Holy shit, you're madder than a bag of nipples!

by Wankbastard October 23, 2009

Crell bag

An extreme dirt dag or scum bag, the name is derived from an infamous street in Wynantskill New York.

Me: damn goo! What the fuck happened to your car?
Goo: fuckin crell bags from around the corner!
Me: shit dude...let's fuck them the fuck up
Goo: yeah let's do that (grabs baseball bat)

by fat scum March 12, 2008

bag rub

When some conservative lady gives you a hand job with a condom on. This can also be used when receiving a hand job from some conservative lady while she wears a leather glove.

Her: " Ew I don't want you to cum all over the place so bag that shit up. I'll give you a "bag rub."

by Saucy 5,000 March 17, 2008

in my bag

To be in your feelings. To be draking.

I'm in my bag

by Skrt akrt February 14, 2017