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Angry Bird Physics

Angry Bird Physics is a unnatural video game science (unrelated to real life gravity, friction etc.) that involves the study of matter i.e. angry birds and pigs 1 and its motion of angry birds through spacetime, along with related concepts such as energy and force at which the pigs are hit. The law of normal physics does not apply to the angry birds or their counterparts. Unusual anti-gravity and resistance to friction has been observed by both subject matter see: Robbed.
Angry Bird Physics: (1) when birds make contact with pigs with no detriment or fatality. (2) objects such as wooden beams, rocks and ice blocks staying in place after a strong opposing force has made contact. (3) Heavy objects that weigh upon pigs with little or no effect.
by rockthecashbar87 October 28, 2011
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Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.
Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.
by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020
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Baby Bird Feeding

Baby Bird Feeding (BBF) is the act of a man ejaculating into a woman’s mouth which she in return spits back into his mouth. In similar fashion of a mother bird feeding one of her babies.
Damn Blake is really into Baby Bird Feeding...he’s kinda sus.
by Yvng Pablo April 21, 2021
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asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.
That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.
by albinoraccoon March 1, 2011
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Bolivian Bird Flu

The general run-down state a female finds herself in after a long weekend sniffing cocaine, or Bolivian marching powder, with symptoms such as drowsiness, headache, nausea, blocked nose, sore throat, chills, fever, general discomfort, which may mimic those caused by the influenza virion but are actually the downside effects of a weekend of high hedonism.
Female 1: Where's Jen tonight?

Male: She's still in bed with a bad case of Bolivian bird flu after hitting it hard last weekend.
by Ben H. Patrick December 14, 2012
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did his bird

Cockney slang for an individual who served a substantial time in prison without grassing or squealing and kept his head down. Often said in a tone of respect
They threw the book at Johnny, he got 10 years, kept his mouth shut- did his bird
by RandallStephens January 16, 2017
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Early Bird Smash

A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.
My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.
by Cyan_Pile July 24, 2016
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