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1 finger

putting 1 finger up in a picture is a way to secretly say your a complete virgin and don’t know how to talk to men or womenusing one finger to describe your self and how lonely you are.
hey did you see where Oscar posted a photo with 1 finger up ??

oh yeah he must be really lonely!!
by ursid May 11, 2022
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schnitzel finger

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping
i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"
by the keepsake October 16, 2012
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cheat fingers

the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.
friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"
by ivice September 22, 2009
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Cotton Fingers

Similar to cotton mouth, but relates to typing too much in a conversation, thus causing cotton fingers. Cotton fingers make typing much harder than normal, requiring application of a moisturizer to be cured.
Sean: Hey man! What are you doing tonight?
John: Can barely talk right now, have a bad case of cotton fingers from typing all day. Call me??
by Cheezedoutofmymind July 25, 2019
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Porno Finger

It's the smell you have on your finger after a torrid night of sex, with or without multiple partners, that you just cannot identify what or where your finger has been. Also known as P Finger.
After a debauchery filled night, I woke up with the worst porno finger EVER!
by Biiggs March 28, 2011
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Walnut Finger

The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either

(i) - shelling walnuts;

(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.

Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.
I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.

That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?
by 20goto10 September 25, 2010
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no finger december

It’s no finger December for the girls because we boys had no but November so it’s turn for the girls good luck girls
Girl 1:What’s today sister

Girl 2: idk what is it

Girl 1:ITS NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:BUT WHY NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:Idk cause it’s NO FINGER DECEMBER
by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020
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