Fat Femme

When a guy is so fat, his outie turns into an innie.

Gay male fat activist: "My recent fatphobic encounter was exemplary of how fat femme bodies especially are considered public property, to be commented on; we are imagined to be fat bc we are just not doing enough of the 'right' things; we are expected to want to not to be fat & constantly be laboring towards thinness."

Regular gay guy: "Urrr okay man, I still don't think I'm going out on a date with you. Good luck with your gender studies degree though!"

by conchpearls May 23, 2020

Fat Bags

(adj): Deriving from drug lingo, "fat bags" describes something that is beyond satisfactory. Something is "fat bags" when it exceeds one's expectations or standards.

you tom, did you call that guy i told you about?

Hell yeah dude, his shit was fat bags

by mortiscorpus1 January 17, 2011

Fat File

a fat person, that has very chubby disgusting fat legs, who cant walk, yet can wobble, and always says its hot out.

Hey Miljkela did you see that fat file fuck at the ice cream store, "yea his body is gross, and sweaty but i will ask him if i can suck off his mommy.

by James Thurmus July 1, 2003

fat head

(n.) Another word for a conceited, big-headed, or egotistical individual

Barbara- "Oh god, Carol. Will you stop flirting so shamelessly with our fat head boss?"

Carol- "Meh. Why not? Don't you remember what happened at the Christmas party last year? I got a raise"

Barbara- "You little tart. You ARE shameless! hahah"

Carol- "Oh shut up. You know all I did was be nice to the guy. You have such a dirty mind."

by bibliophile June 30, 2009

fat joe

fat person that works wit j-lo..wait wait..no no its jello yeah that right fat joe just cant get enought of it..

hey ma can u giv me those biscuts behind me? no fat joe get it urself..
ohh well i guess i gotta lean back lean back 2 git it
im the incredible!!

by xlex July 20, 2005

Fat Patchies

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

mentally fat

not physically being fat, but knowing that you would be fat because all you do is gobble down food.

Tina was mentally fat after her third plate of nachos.

by SARIE777777 March 12, 2008