pulling a ralph

Randomly leaving a friend's house for a ridiculous, non-existing reason, leaving the host in complete bafflement.

Pulling a ralph TRUE STORY.......
Ralph: You have a mohawk. I hate people with mohawks. I'm leaving.

by Zidane Headbutt November 4, 2007

pull tongue with

kiss using the tongue

Peter wanted to pull tongue with Katie, when Katie's mom rang.

by conjuror1 November 11, 2009

pull-a-barber

To be socially awkward and incapable of even maintaining a conversation with a hyperactive 6 year old

I know you're afraid of black ppl and might sit there like silent night, but please don't pull-a-barber

by goose1 September 21, 2007

Pulling Ovens

sexual act involving oven mitts and strategically placed cookies

"omg did u hear that those two were pulling ovens last night?"
"ya theyre really kinky"

by elmpoyrhy February 1, 2008

pulling a jaison

when a guy hooks up with a random girl that plays rugby and gets his tiny weiner sucked in a room with a glass door allowing any wandering perverts to watch
Pulling a Jaison is not subtle and usually involves girly noises from the guy. Also, it is randomly disturbed by various people walking in the room.

guy 1: ooooooooo ahhh

guy outside glass door: woow sounds like that guy is pulling a jaison

guy: lets pull a jaison!
girl: OH! its so small and skinny !

by cronos19 May 26, 2010

Pulling a Smith

A.) Lying for no apparent reason

B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.

C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.

D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.

E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.

F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.

A.) Greg: Hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !

B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.

C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!

D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!

E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.

F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap

by Phil from Philly February 24, 2009

pulling a joseph

To buy a ton of unnecessary shit, but never buy anything you actually need (especially in the realm of personal hygiene). To use other people's stuff but never tell them or compensate them in any way. To make a huge net negative contribution to the overall war effort. To be overly spontaneous, but not in the cute way. In the annoying way. To make random, mind-boggling decisions, or to say things at completely inappropriate times around the wrong crowd.

Person A: "I just bought the complete boxed DVD set of every season of The Tick!!! It has over 100 hours of special features! Lets spend the rest of our lives watching it, please, please, pleeeaase?"

Person B: "Wow talk about pulling a joseph...I think i'll pass."

by Yussuf March 24, 2008