whompuss cat

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.

Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.

by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016

cat-tastrophe

a catastrophe caused by any feline annoyance.

cat-tastrophe:

When Bobert came back from work he screamed to his eleven cats "What a cat-tastrophe!!!".

by JuneMoon October 12, 2018

Cat Mangay

A heterosexual man that in the comany of his feline companions acts gayish.

"When Henry is with his cats he purrs, meows, will lay down and start to nibble on their ears. He is sooo Cat Mangay."

by Reddy Ryder May 25, 2021

Cat-owl

A cat that can turn his/her head like an owl

The cat-owl is turned his head away, but his body is facing towards me.

by Mystery Fox 57 June 26, 2019

cat stank

When a cat hits a toy and hit with force

Man jeoffery (cat) put some cat stank on that toy

by 20beanfarts April 22, 2018

cat scratcher

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

Ash the cat

Ash the cat is the sweetest, cutest, smallest cat alive.
He has gray fur, and he is a tabby cat.
He hasn't been declawed, so he has claws, but they are not so long, or sharp.
He has teal eyes, and a long tail.
His whiskers are long.
He loves to play with balls and scrunchies.
And always tries to eat birds outside.

(Based of my cat, Ash)

Person 1: Hey Ash!
Ash the cat: Meowwwwwwwwwww
Also Ash the cat: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by AshTheCat900000 April 15, 2021