penis monologue

The name you give a dad who calls you a virgina monologue

My dad called me a Vigina monologue, so I called him a penis monologue

by 69crusher69 March 25, 2021

Intradermal Penis

A very small penis that has minimal penetration.

I didn't realize we were having sex yet due to his intradermal penis.

by Elle Jai Si September 22, 2012

Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.

Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."

by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020

Penis golly

The situation where your penis sneezes, and a suspicious liquid is expelled from the jap eye, thus creating a penis golly.

Did you see the other day when Shaun was having lunch he made a weird noise and a penis golly fell on the floor.

by Cunt.destroyer February 2, 2019

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022

Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

by Beaver Dawg1234 May 4, 2018

Penis Vagina

Where some one has a penis and a vagina

Hey that person has penis vagina

by Happy guy123 March 13, 2019