Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...

by yursh22 July 5, 2017

Old School Backhand

While sitting indian style, you lean back and place your hand under your leg onto your dong, stroking it backhand style.

I was bored on friday night, so I amused myself by watching murder she wrote while stroking it old school backhand.

by DaCoach's Mustache March 29, 2010

Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

Watch old yeller

To have an audience for ones suicide.

Hey Joe you wanna come over later and watch Old Yeller? (When Joe arrives you place shotgun to your head and pull the trigger)

by Pssyslyr69 April 22, 2019

8.515 year old

Someone who’s 0.00000000000000003% better then an 8.5133 year old

Ok so basically someone who’s 0.0000000000000000000000001% better than 8.5133 year old is 8.515 year old I’m 8.515 year old

Ok

by The dancing nugget July 18, 2022

old breed marine

The Old Breed is a Marine that spend years in the service.

I'm with the Old Breed Marine.

by Zuovelighning10 October 31, 2021

Avon Old Farms

Avon old farms cmoonly known to people as "shit town" or "podunk" is known for its very uncivilized winged beavers. They have been known to charge on mnay occasions and miss most of the time. They dont understand the concept of waiting for traffic and are commonly hit by cars. They are best known becasue of their ignorance (for u guys at avon that means stupidity.) They have tried and failed to spell salisbury with an "a" rather then a "u"

A young immature boy said "Ill go to avon." that same boy as an old man said "I wish my ass had a brain." :)

by JD Kirkendoll May 4, 2005