Shake Hand

When a guy sleeps with a girl that has a next man. Then walks her home to find her man waiting for her, the girl introduce them both reffering to the guy she just fucked as her friend and he shakes her boyfriends hand and acts normal.🤣

Everytime you see the guy who the girl has fucked you shout out or call him "shake hand" 🤣

by Fool Fool 3000 June 4, 2021

whore-handed

(adj) anything which is unpleasing or undesirable to a high degree; horrendous.

Yankee Fan 1: "I can't believe the Sox won the series"

Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"

by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 1, 2005

Grizzle Hands

You know when you masturbate and you get a little on your hand but you don't wash it off that is then considered grizzle hands.

This guy/girl has grizzle hands.

by GrizzleMaster26 April 20, 2018

hand day

A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.

by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011

Lesbo hands

When you clip your nails too short.

-Brie just clipped her nails
-Yooooo she got em lesbo hands now

by fluxleet December 28, 2020

Slide a Hand

Wacking off in your pants

Last night I slept on the couch and everyone was in their rooms so I had to slide a hand.

by whiteshadow123 June 25, 2010

Hand Maid

A person (mostly female) who fucks or gets fucked by a commander

Dude she's a hand maid

by Dude Bro Dude November 3, 2016