E-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

by Ben Nook October 28, 2007

E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021

e-sitting

Watching children through a phone or computer because everyone has more important things to do.

I’ll be e-sitting the neighbor’s kids via Skype tonight during the playoffs

by Exlax330 June 13, 2018

/e free

what stupid people use to get free robux

a stupid person:/e free a smart guy:mf that wont work

by plagiarismbelike January 30, 2023

E-SWAB

Emotional Support Water Bottle

A personal use water bottle carried at all times, usually by a female presenting person.

Whilst useful, it's main function is to provide emotional comfort rather than hydration.

Sorry we're late, but Cheryl can't function without her E-SWAB so we couldn't leave until she found it.

by LAYERED COCKTAIL January 5, 2023

E sex

When two lonley ass kids who cant get head tries to have online intercourse through discord insta, etc.

Bro I heard that Kayla had e sex w Jonathan

by Yvng_404 March 25, 2023

E Squad

A group of kids who don’t know what their doing 90% of the time

E Squad! Get over here!

by Penguin Piper October 15, 2019