christian

Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.

guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy

by dale_smells July 14, 2024

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CHRIStians

the CHRIStians are legendary menaces we have started the corn trend and saved lives forever, follow @sometimesdwtt on twitter for updates

1: CHRIStians are lifeless losers that have nothing to do

2: bro you’re lying they just joke around and have fun, nothing wrong with that

by harlow’s #1 fan August 26, 2022

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Christian

Christian is an interesting boy. He may not care as much about learning, but he does care about other things. Christian is usually a runner, both long and short distance. They like to try out new things and make friends with random people. Christian likes making long and complicated handshakes; it’s one of his specialties. Lastly, Christian has a good sense of humor, he doesn’t take things too personally.

Thing 1: that kid refuse to come to study session! He demands on going to cross country practice.

Thing 2: really? Must be Christian.

by heirofwords September 6, 2019

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